Bye, the last word that was said. Why
it is the most useful word ever invented. Say you want to have a little catch
up phone call with your friends (because its been a while the last time you spoke,
almost a whole DAY) do not, and I mean unless you cant avoid it, use your
mobile.
Bye was the best choice of words out
of the whole dictionary, apart from so long or adios or au revoir, well you get
the point. It was the best-chosen word because I, along with the whole of the
female population, have just spent 30 minutes of my day, 30 minutes of my year,
30 minutes of my life, speaking about absolute rubbish, things irrelevant to
anyone else, beyond imagination, a conversation utterly pointless even the
females of the 21st century
do not even remember what half their conversation was.
In our
day and age, its 10p per minute you spend chattering away down the trap that is
a mobile phone, so we spent a good £3.
Charging a typical gossip fanatic
female £1095 a year to talk
about nails, shoes, and boys.
Technology was supposed to create a
world of virtual advantage; phones especially created to roam anywhere,
anytime, instead they drain us of money. Not only this but you know that thing
we used to do? what was it? oh socialise. Socialising has completely been forgotten
in today's society all due to the rise in technology, how can sights such as
Facebook and Twitter have the audacity
to call it a 'social' networking sight?
I never knew that having the basic skills to click a few button and type a few
words meant that you was an amazing people person. Similar
to mobile phones, although i use them myself, why did we have to ring those
that we miss, why not pop-in to say hi; instead we constantly chatter away
forever forgetting that sacred word of, Bye.
Wasting time and money, all because
the phone was there. Bye, the last word that was said.
