There’s
always one guy that you just can’t get to leave you alone after a night out.
But when you’re just a little too drunk, sometimes body takes over mind and you
invite them home, clever clogs! If you are stuck with some lad in your house
you have to think quick on your feet to get them out. One 20-year-old female
from Canterbury University in Kent knows a little too much about avoiding the
creep...
She
explains: “I was out at a black tie
event at university when I started kissing this guy, we decided to go back to
mine in a cab with our friends. When we got out of the cab his friend could
hardly walk, so he walked him home saying he would come back to mine after.
When I got home I realised I was absolutely smashed, couldn't really keep my
eyes open and was so ready to sleep... probably not the best way to have sex!”
This is when it hit her
that she was not in the best state to share her bed with some randomer, so it
hit her: “I got my friends to tell the guy I had passed out whist I hid in my
wardrobe, searching for the safe haven of Narnia.”
Hiding in her wardrobe was
not the simplest of places to tuck away in and she ended up breaking her safe
haven in the process.
Downstairs at the time of
the escapade was 21 year-old house-mate, Lucy Warner who retells her story: “We
opened the door and said she had passed out in bed, he looked pretty
disappointed and we could all hear them laughing upstairs.” After leaving him
stood at the door trying to cover up for her housemate, Lucy acted like nothing
had really happened. After all, it was a norm in their house.
“It was worth it!” she
exclaimed. Although not the most orthodox ways of trickery, it worked for this
young lady. And to this day, the creep left wanting more has no clue that he
was included in a quick game of hide and go seek.
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